You Know You Were A Timber Lake West Counselor If …
Camp counselors are definitely a special kind of person, a superhero some might say. As you know camp counselors are pretty easily identified by other people, especially camp people by the things they do. Here are a few things to tell that you are a superhero, I mean camp counselor! Which number is your favorite and best described your camp counselor experience?!
- You have a fan club of 8-year olds
- Food fights are the norm for you
- You have really weird tan lines including but not limited to watch/bracelet/sock tan lines
- You own an unusual amount of tie dye and this does not just include shirts
- You have an easier time holding conversations with little kids then with your peers and adults
- Crocs are an acceptable choice of shoe
- You can come up with entertainment for groups in .5 seconds
- It is not unusual for you to be covered in paint, dirt, bruises or bug spray… there’s even a chance that it is all at once
- You have the urge to serve food to everyone at the table
- You do not mind shaving your legs in the sink and quite possibly find this fun
- Your campers get pure enjoyment out of watching you do the above task
- Tank tops and shorts are completely acceptable work clothing
- You are totally content with getting way less than minimum wage
- You make more memories than you ever would be able to be paid for
- You can pack well for any and every occasion
- You constantly smell like campfire and you don’t mind it
- You frequently use the phrase “take a buddy”
- You have written at least one school or application paper about camp
- You refer to your campers as “your kids”, this most likely has gotten you weird looks
- You’re okay with waking up before 8 in the summer
- One-match fires are the ultimate test of skill and becoming a huge competition
- You know a camp song about almost anything
- You can create a song about anything and you have had the experience doing so
- You honestly don’t remember how many times you showered in a given week
- Your fellow staff members don’t care that you have not showered in days because they are in the same boat
- Trips to Walmart are considered fun nights off… and you may have gotten kicked out before
- You can sleep almost anywhere at almost anytime
- You have a memory box full of things campers have made you
- You know making s’mores is considered an art form
- You’ve had to pull marshmallow taffy out of someone’s hair
- You have had to teach girls how to pee in woods
- You know nothing about current events or pop culture during the summer
- You understand that the number of friendship bracelets you have is a competition
- You know that walkie-talkies are a sign of major power
- You feel more at home at camp than at home
- You talk to a counselor of the opposite sex and you are automatically dating each other
- You have given more piggy back rides than you can count on one hand…in one day
- You are frequently mistake for being 10 years older than you actually are
- Your cure to almost any physical aliment is “drink more water”
- You resort to purposely getting dirty just to take a shower
- You sometimes act like more of a kid than your campers
- You take capture the flag and counselor hunt more seriously than the campers do
- You have friends of all ages
- You some how manage to lose weight even when eating junk food on a daily basis
- You take flash lights away as a form of punishment
- You brush your teeth outside your cabin more often than in the sink
- You don’t get offended by #38
- You tend to have cuss words flying out of your mouth when you are off duty
- You know every camp song in the book
- You believe in the “magic” of camp
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